Video One Publications

YES! You too can have your very own ROBOTS FROM EGGS!
WHAT YOU GET:
* Robot Incubator
* Two, (count them 2) Robot Eggs
* Fur lined nest
* Offical Robot Eggs Adoption Papers on fine parchment
* Activation Instructions
* Instructions on care of your Robot Eggs, (Before & After they hatch)

* DOUBLE MONEYBACK GURANTEE!!! If your Robot Eggs DO NOT hatch within 200 years, (Offer good to original purcher only)
You get ALL of this for only $9.95 + S&H

WARNING! DO NOT stand in a bucket of water while holding your eggs in one hand with fingers from the other hand in a light socket. This may cause damage to the electronics in the eggs.

DO NOT juggle your eggs as it makes them dizzy, and also shows you are a bad juggler by only able to juggle two eggs.

WARNING! Robot Eggs contain some lead. So Robot Eggs are for children 12-93. Also NOT for some dumb adults that would put them in their mouths.

WARNING! Excessive rubbing of your Robot Eggs may get them excited.

Other than that and about 15 other warnings HAVE FUN with your Robot Eggs. Take your Robot Eggs to work. Beats playing with your pencils.

TO ORDER JUST FILL OUT THE ORDER FORM BELOW!!!